mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via kevrudd)


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chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

(via kevrudd)


420dongsquad:

therealhamster:

new guy at work has 3 little pony tails that come down the back of his head and plugs in 1 headphone during lunch and breakfast break to listen to rap and silently rap along as he puts lettuce on his pizza.

who the hell is this guy 

the new messiah


loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

image

(via quin-the-infinite-fandoms)


happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via aziz-ansorry)


benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

image

25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

(via condom)



circumcising:

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

i hope people shit on u for this post

(via condom)


(via condom)


howidiotic:

this is my favourite vine ever

(via condom)


sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

(via joshpeck)


cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

(via whoredinarygirl)


the-seer-of-booty:

skinpoweredpant:

cute breadling goes for a swim :)

????????????????????????

(via clragonair)


catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

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